Thursday, March 31, 2011

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Mannish Boy (I ' m a man) old house

I'm sitting on the couch, dozing, suddenly hear heavenly music. Yeah, sure, I have to be dreaming, but no, the sound is coming from television.

It is unfortunate that the announcement last two minutes. It is an announcement of HM chain, so it should be clothes, but I do not care, could announce anything, would be the same, because the only thing I care is to close your eyes and listen to the Mannish Boy Muddy Waters Erikah Badu's voice. Yes, it's a shame that only lasts two minutes, because it sounds like angels and the more you're enjoying it, go and cut. It must be like shooting yourself in the head.



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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Walken Snl Skittlesjay-mohr

Stories

A sweeping light beam stays projecting oval grayish yellow on the walls. Everything was silent, all you heard was the echo of his footsteps. They walked in line fearful, feeling the throb of the heart racing, breathing the fear that enveloped all who ventured into the old house .

was a bright afternoon in early spring. Four boys, mischievous like all kids, trickled running through the rusty gate. Agile leaping like deer in the grass of the abandoned gardens, rose in crowds the stairs to the door of the house. There, taking advantage of its small size, like lizards were introduced by the broken door. Inside It was dark, the windows had been boarded up. Hurried and restless tossing rose pants while the only lighted lantern. Its flickering light was showing them empty inside, while outside the clouds were closing in on the house. The day suddenly became night.

light swept from left to right the blackness of the hall in front of them discovering a grand staircase that opened into the first break to both sides before disappearing. Decided to leave the top for later and began to recognize the ground floor. To the right a wide entrance, which had no doors, giving access to the lounge. There was nothing. Four moisture-blackened walls, large windows covered with bricks and a chimney. Some talked about leaving and there, and the echo of your voice bouncing spread to all corners of the house. But his colleagues ignored him and called him chicken, but they too legs were shaking. All the rooms were empty, no furniture, I had taken everything, even the doors. Surely he was taken to sell, or campfire to warm in the winter. It was common for strangers loitering or individuals to seek shelter inside, but never spent much time there, usually arriving in the afternoon and the next day were gone, should leave morning, travelers.

found not expect much emptiness, there was nothing but broken glass, tinted walls and silence. A silence broken by four breathing hard. Do not delay, were in a hurry to get out and tell your friends the feat, they had a plant. They went up the double staircase. Holding the rose slowly to the railing on both feet, the creaking wooden steps and came to a passage in that light his way through the shutters at both ends leaving everything shrouded in darkness. When his eyes adjusted, they were surprised to glimpse at one end the only room that seemed to keep a door. Approached. Was closed. Turning the knob will not push it took, struck inward, inviting them to enter. The flashlight illuminated a clean room discovered on their way the only furniture in the house: a wooden horse, a wardrobe, a neatly made bed, a table on which stood a small lamp, a picture frame with a picture of a child and a girl, a library with their books, and in the opposite corner, a desk and a blackboard. At last something to browse. They opened the closet door full of outdated clothes as a child, and who carried the torch set his sight on the board of the fund. It was just before the lights went out and remain in total darkness while the bedroom door slammed shut. The last thing I saw his eyes was that blackboard on which were written their names.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

How To Treat Shani In My Kundli

If asked who is the head blues Nobody

The blues is this:

Muddy Waters - Hoochie Coochie Man

Drinkinh After I Took Lorazapam




was thinking that it was not necessary, everyone when it comes to a city knows where he is. So who did not understand was the idea of \u200b\u200bdepriving diaphanous vision of the marina and modern facade of the old town. He could not understand how someone gets up one day and decide to stay somewhere you can insert an obstacle to the view that any further it will break your neck. I thought that there should be sufficient that one is light a bulb, so that low power is to approve the placement of the invention ... and then I realized that was probably because everyone felt the same way that two people who come into the picture. No one has a head.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Circus Cake Decoration




I have not done, and you will not.

What you gonna do, it will be again.

repeat what is new.

What is new, may exist.

What there is not.

What exists, it may be.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Jcpenney Eyebrow Removing

In my head A regular guy? Becoming

My building has four floors and four doors for the plant and not know my neighbors. I do not care, is reciprocal, they do not know me. When they see I'm on the porch waiting for the elevator, the door to conceal not agree with me. Most of the time I go alone, but others share the ride with strangers instead of waving, guttural sounds and does not raise the look of your shoes. I think what they do is pray that is not spoiled. But who cares about their neighbors? I am educated, I say hello and goodbye! while I drool, but they did not answer. And their lives do not know better, or their names.

social life and I'm not in the neighborhood do not know anyone. I count on the fingers of one hand those who greeted me. Four people, but do not speak for me is normal. Talk? Why?. When I walk the half-deserted streets, as well as at dusk, people change their sidewalk. And I wonder why, I wonder if you have something to do with the fact that measures a ninety always go naked from the waist up hiding my strong abdominal fat between my hundred and fifty kilos. I wonder if they will be intimidated by the black hair that I always over his face to hide the scars or the plastic ax I always have on hand. I do not think it is for So surely be tattoos, people do tend to like the tatoos. Yes, it must be that.

The supermarket security guard always tells me looking like that I can not go, people are scared. But the doctor tells me that all is well and do not stop taking the medication. Of course if you do not want that after so much effort to get people to think I'm a normal guy.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Soccer Players Who Wear Headbands



Yes, we are evolving, we do not mind losing the wisdom teeth and we assume that at some point in our progressive adaptation to the environment, our fellow end up with four-toed feet, or even none. Perhaps, ultimately, our feet more like those of ducks than of the monkeys. It is known that the things that are not used, the time they are doomed to disappear. This happens slowly in nature, happens quickly and with technological advances, always remove the superfluous, everything stops have utility Everything? No! The irreducible intermittent resistance still holds ...

few days ago a friend told me he had brought his beloved scooter into the shop because the bike flashers were so intermittent that worked only occasionally. It was not enough to activate the switch. Adopting a feature as human as the whim, blinkers blinking or not, depending the day. This also explained it to his mechanic (mechanical honored to add I-), with fine irony, he replied: "And for that you love, you've seen someone use them? That no longer used by anyone. When you're gone, enter it by hand.

And it is true, as not invent the system to recognize in our mind our desire to change direction and mechanically activated, it will not matter how expensive the car is, the indicator is a flashing, capricious, and irreducible orange light work only when the intermittent and capricious brain we remember to warn the rest of those intentions that only he knows. And sometimes, not him.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Thesis Statement On Illegal Abortion

SAN ROQUE DAM TO kangaroos and koalas

Like Kapuscinski expression ... "sendereante way of walking" referring to the walk of some African ethnic group. Although the road is wide, the gait India leads straight to a silent march: is difficult to maintain a conversation when you go after the other ...


But how wonderful conversation, though mixed voices, walking by a beautiful mountain landscape with soul mates together, rozándonos with the body and the look! ! Godsend I'm not willing to waste!

Yesterday we met seven friends-and three husbands, to celebrate three birthdays. And, really, the reason candles gifts that required palms, ends up being, indeed another: the meeting. That is, look at us, recognize us, tell and hear the latest stories about children or grandchildren, a mother out there, new boyfriend or unrequited love, school, politics, travel accounts, everything is good, all we are willing exchange, listening to the other, interest, laughter ... Everything unites us around the table where the food
-generous and rich, it does not take a leading role, but rather contributes to the meeting. Having
be hosted by Buby and Susana, Susana's embrace the eyes and heart deep and generous as few as a luxury.
Everything conspires to place our joy.
There, the merits, the San Roque Lake candles streaked prick the sky flying flocks flirty looking at the reflection of its wings in the blue water. More here, green trees that push to reach higher; road up and down, indecisive, unable to find the exact location for the best card of a really beautiful landscape! Building
sun and sky, air and joy, went for a walk and almost without warning, we are at the foot of a house whose vision is a property of Cristina impone.Es (one of seven) and his family, who draws back, with the simple naturalness of showing a tasty fruit-the veil that hides a mansion : new construction, we have line of architectural design, beautiful furnishings and decor ... great works of art that bring the voices of distant lands, splendid chandelier teardrops and 59 clustered lights worth more for its emotional charge that his little Franciscan value money; curtains dream, delicious woods and designs, warm colors and exquisite detail. Nothing is more: it all adds to its value, that of the frame, location, the field. It's so beautiful and valuable than our praise and our eyes are being disregarded compete to capture even more details. Needy
subsided, we went to a small terrace, instead of putting a curtain on both the aesthetic stimulus continues, as it dissolves slowly there, in the lake, here in heaven. We hear our voices saying :"... and I saw my house so beautiful out ..."; or "... my apartment is worth what this kitchen "...; or" ... if I sing pretty happy in my shower, would be singing in this superb Calas Jacuzzi !!!..."

And, as so often, contrasting realities everyone knows a little more, stands proud in what you have and cost-no matter how much "because it is theirs and want it, enjoy and admire while watching the other, the alien. It also beautiful.

When it gets dark, we started to say goodbye.
The desire to renew the pleasure of meeting us when and how we think.
Way back in the car of Sarita, with Marta and Fernanda, I also enjoy the lights, air, the landscape ... the echoes of the joy of the day. Chest keep the joy of friendship and sense of belonging to this small but beloved fraternity, they accompany me after returning home and, as so often, I sit at the table and looking at my hands, I repeat once again what the "things" that make up my treasure worth and how much I care for them.